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Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

No Negaforce Vibes Blanket

No Negaforce Vibes Blanket

No Negative Vibes, No Negaforce Vibes! If you bring negative vibes my way then, In the name of the MOON....you know the rest.

Everyone Forgot My Birthday Blanket

Everyone Forgot My Birthday Blanket

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Sonic Gave To Me Parody Blanket

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My Sonic Gave To Me Parody Blanket

Show off your love for the holidays, the worst Christmas song ever and your favorite super fast blue ring collecting hedgehog with this funny holiday parody sonic, 12 days of Christmas shirt!

My Hip Hurts Blanket

My Hip Hurts Blanket

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

My Neighbor Todoroki Blanket

My Neighbor Todoroki Blanket

My Neighbor Todoroki. Show your love for My Neighbor Totoro and and Shoto Todorkoki with this funny Studio Ghibli and My Hero Academia mash up.

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

I Will Simply Sip my Oat Milk Latte Whilst the World Burns Blanket

I Will Simply Sip my Oat Milk Latte Whilst the World Burns Blanket

I Will Simply Sip my Oat milk Latte Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through my need for delicious caffeine while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Honky Halloween Blanket

Honky Halloween Blanket

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

Deku Reindeer Christmas Parody Blanket

Deku Reindeer Christmas Parody Blanket

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hopefully this year's festivities is as exciting as Midoriya in this adorable reindeer onsie!

Big Nick Energy Blanket

Big Nick Energy Blanket

Ho ho ho! If you got that fat gifting spirit and spread joy like to bring a smile to everyone- friends, family, and strangers alike- you probably got that BIG NICK ENERGY!

No Thoughts, Heady Empty Jack o' lantern Blanket

No Thoughts, Heady Empty Jack o' lantern Blanket

Sorry, this head is completely empty, Scooped of all my head goop. No thoughts, only halloween.

Cut My Life Into Pieces Halloween Blanket

Cut My Life Into Pieces Halloween Blanket

Cut my life into pieces... you know the rest of the song! For all you grungy 90s rock fans out there, celebrate Halloween in roach style! This funny pumpkin parody shirt features a pumpkin with its life being cut to pieces. So very tortured, so very rock and roll.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

On My Fall Shit Blanket

On My Fall Shit Blanket

Hands on the leaves shaking ass On My Fall Shit! Show your fave season some love with this crisp autumn design!

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Regulate Dick Not Jane Blanket

Regulate Dick Not Jane Blanket

Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Blanket

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Blanket

Grow at your own pace! Show that you're doing your best with this tangled, growing flower design! Perfect for personal motivation, self-care, and growing up in life.

Pound My Cake Daddy Blanket

Pound My Cake Daddy Blanket

Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...

Roe, Roe, Roe Your Vote! Blanket

Roe, Roe, Roe Your Vote! Blanket

Swiftly to the polls! Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, My Rights are not a game!

Little Miss Harbinger Of Doom Blanket

Little Miss Harbinger Of Doom Blanket

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just one step ahead of disaster. Not my fault that it follows me everywhere I go!! The perfect design for fans of Mothman and the Little Miss Memes!

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Don't Frog With My Vibes Blanket

Don't Frog With My Vibes Blanket

Don't Frog With My Vibe! This happy hippie froggy is all about good times and groovy vibes!

If My Vagina Shot Bullets It Would Have Less Regulation (White Ink) Blanket

If My Vagina Shot Bullets It Would Have Less Regulation (White Ink) Blanket

If my vagina shot bullets it would have less regulation! Get sassy and get honest with this pro-reproductive rights shirt!

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods Blanket

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods Blanket

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods. Oh my! Roll for fuzzy tummies and silly jokes.

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