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Abort the court! The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. abortion repro rights roe v wade roe v wade overturned roe v.

If my vagina shot bullets it would have less regulation! Get sassy and get honest with this pro-reproductive rights shirt!

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods. Oh my! Roll for fuzzy tummies and silly .

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this , "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum , animal humor, animal , possum , and loving trash cats!

Despite all my rage I am still just a Nicolas Cage. Your love of pop culture, Nicolas Cage , and Smashing Pumpkins parody will be made very apparent with this internet design. Nic Cage would be proud of your ny humor.

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

everyone remembers clippy... Or, at least, if you're my age, you remember clippy.

Ya know, what I REALLY wanted for christmas was to bring back my mother through a human transmutation attempt.... but I guess these adorable gingerbread cookies will do...

"I AM HERE, COMING DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY LIKE A HERO! FEAR NOT, CITIZENS! SANTA HAS ARRIVED!" This Christmas-themed All Might parody is perfect for anime, manga, and My Hero Academia fans!

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

I love my crystals, but no matter how many I collect - I still get stressed out - I mean, the vibes are good but can these beautiful shiny things eliminate my responsibilities?

My body, my choice. Protect repro rights! Show off your pro choice, feminist stance with this groovy retro design!

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

You Can Never Have Enough Cats, Candles, and Crystals. It's true - my collection just keeps growing..

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design!

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is k! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is k" aging, relatable life design!

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body! I'm not a Barbie doll, you don't control my body and/or my decisions! My body, my choice.

Oppressing Women with a ban on Abortion, is harming their life, not saving anyone else's. Don't tell women what to do with their bodies, plain and simple. Stand for All woman and Against Bans on Abortions and anything that goes against Women's rights, and regulations on their bodies with this, protest, political, women's rights shirt.

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Show off your love D&D and support reproductive rights with this, "Dungeons & Don't Take My Reproductive Rights" nerdy activist design! Perfect for feminist D&D players and fighting for reproductive rights.

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

I'm told my best subject is sleeping but I think it's eating. Show your love for food and naps with this Sailor Moon inspired design.

You make my heart go dookie dookie! Look, you can put sparkles and ribbon on a turd, but it's still a turd. Turds do not make my heart go doki doki...

If I See One More Farmhouse Styled Home I'm Losing My Shiplap. Interior designers, and decorating fiends know and dread at the thought of more shiplap, "reClaImeD wOod", mason jars, white only, quirky signs that say things like "live laugh love" or "family" or some other shit.

The emo never died, just my hopes and dreams. Show off your emotional side with this "Still Emo" design. Perfect for loving emo music, pop k rival and being in your feelings.

I like my gardens IN game and OUT of game! Welcome to my adorable vegetable garden, enjoy your stay!

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!