Trending Medusa With Dick Greeting Cards

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Your abundance of power toward freedom and liberation cannot be matched. Sit on your throne of self-expression and feminine energy with this, "The Empress" tarot as Medusa. Part of the Creepy Cute Tarot series.

Turn people to stone with your siren song! This mythological, mystical, Merdusa design - featuring an illustration of an elegant mermaid and Medusa mashup.

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Always remember to not be a dik-dik! Unless you actually are a dik-dik because they are super cute! Show your love for these cute little, deer like animal with this funny and sassy, dik-dik t greeting card!

She wan't the P! Show that you know what girls like and its green father figures from outer space! Show your love for classic anime with this DBZ inspired design.

Show off your absolute love of dogs with this pet owner's, dog lover's, dog pic humor greeting card! Tell those f*ckboys to stop sending dick pics and start sending dog pics!

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. These days, it feels impossible to feel safe as a woman, let alone like a celebrity male without them turning out to be a total scumbag. Misogyny is everywhere, is it really that hard to not be a dick? pun intended.

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

Give people that double-take as you wear this design. This is especially effective if you're looking to hire workers for your business.

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Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

When I say I have BDE I mean I possess big demon energy! Praise satan and show off your big demonic energy with this Big dick energy satan parody design.

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Forget about BDE, Cacti have BPE! Big Prick Energy! Show off your prickly side with this cute and sassy, cactus greeting card!

F***boy repellent. Cleanse your life of dick pics and other F***boy nonsense with this design featuring an illustration of a spray bottle.

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Send me dik-diks not dick pics. Unsolicited photos of winers are gross. Small antelope from that live in the bushland of eastern and southern Africa are awesome. Show your love for Madoqua with this pro dik-dik design.

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Dicks out, verb to make a show a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust. Time to whip those dicks out in the name of equality! Show your love of equal rights with this design.

Dicks out, verb to make a show a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust. Time to whip those dicks out in the name of equality! Show your love of equal rights with this design.