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Medusa With Dick Greeting Cards

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Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

Wir Suchen Dich Parody Greeting Card

Wir Suchen Dich Parody Greeting Card

Give people that double-take as you wear this design. This is especially effective if you're looking to hire workers for your business.

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

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Don't Look At Me Medusa Greeting Card

Don't Look At Me Medusa Greeting Card

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and feminists!

Merdusa (Mermaid Medusa) Greeting Card

Merdusa (Mermaid Medusa) Greeting Card

Turn people to stone with your siren song! This mythological, mystical, Merdusa design - featuring an illustration of an elegant mermaid and Medusa mashup.

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Empress Medusa Greeting Card

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Empress Medusa Greeting Card

Your abundance of power toward freedom and liberation cannot be matched. Sit on your throne of self-expression and feminine energy with this, "The Empress" tarot as Medusa. Part of the Creepy Cute Tarot series.

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card

Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card

Dicks out, verb to make a show a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust. Time to whip those dicks out in the name of equality! Show your love of equal rights with this design.

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The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this trippy floral smiley face design!

Big Demon Energy Greeting Card

Big Demon Energy Greeting Card

When I say I have BDE I mean I possess big demon energy! Praise satan and show off your big demonic energy with this Big dick energy satan parody design.

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Big Prick Energy Cactus Parody Greeting Card

Big Prick Energy Cactus Parody Greeting Card

Forget about BDE, Cacti have BPE! Big Prick Energy! Show off your prickly side with this cute and sassy, cactus greeting card!

F***boy Repellent Greeting Card

F***boy Repellent Greeting Card

F***boy repellent. Cleanse your life of dick pics and other F***boy nonsense with this design featuring an illustration of a spray bottle.

Send Me Dik-Diks Greeting Card

Send Me Dik-Diks Greeting Card

Send me dik-diks not dick pics. Unsolicited photos of winers are gross. Small antelope from that live in the bushland of eastern and southern Africa are awesome. Show your love for Madoqua with this pro dik-dik design.

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