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Cockbuster Blanket

Cockbuster Blanket

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket

Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this , st patricks day, dick, , nsfw pattern design!

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this , nsfw winter design.

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

The Hung Man Tarot Blanket

The Hung Man Tarot Blanket

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

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Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and feminists!

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.

Penis Constellation Pattern Blanket

Penis Constellation Pattern Blanket

Show your love for stargazing and dick with this penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.

Dicktor Who Blanket

Dicktor Who Blanket

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

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Big Demon Energy Blanket

Big Demon Energy Blanket

When I say I have BDE I mean I possess big demon energy! Praise satan and show off your big demonic energy with this Big dick energy satan parody design.

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket

Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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