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Medusa With Dick Ornaments

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Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Ornament

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament

Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Cockbuster Ornament

Cockbuster Ornament

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

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Don't Look At Me Medusa Ornament

Don't Look At Me Medusa Ornament

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and feminists!

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Empress Medusa Ornament

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Empress Medusa Ornament

Your abundance of power toward freedom and liberation cannot be matched. Sit on your throne of self-expression and feminine energy with this, "The Empress" tarot as Medusa. Part of the Creepy Cute Tarot series.

Average Dick Energy Ornament

Average Dick Energy Ornament

Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it average and low-key. We can't all be alpha's so show some trendy humor in this "Average Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta energy proudly.

Open Your Eyes Ornament

Open Your Eyes Ornament

Miss Medusa says to open your eyes and look at her. She just wants to check you out, no need to feel intimidated.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Naughty Donuts Ornament

Naughty Donuts Ornament

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

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Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Ornament

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Ornament

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this trippy floral smiley face design!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Big Pie Energy Ornament

Big Pie Energy Ornament

You know you have that Big Pie Energy when the notion of baking anything instantly makes anyone think of you! Make some mean pies this thanksgiving with this twist on BDE.

Merry Dickmas Ornament

Merry Dickmas Ornament

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Floral Penis Rainbow Ornament

Floral Penis Rainbow Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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