Lord Of The Ring Weekender Totes

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

This dragon lord loves their hoard! Whether your hoard consists of pencils, makeup. or dice, this tote is perfect for any dragon lover!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Yoink some big emo mood with this funny extra "Yeet Me into the Abyss" design, perfect for your next existential crisis or overly dramatic emotional outburst.

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody, weekender tote bag.