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Potato Slut Greeting Card

Potato Slut Greeting Card

This packed design is dedicated to all potato lovers. Y'all be hella sluts for them delicious starch-filled root vegetables. Don't be shy about it, express yourself with this quirky design!

Ugh Pop Art Style Greeting Card

Ugh Pop Art Style Greeting Card

Sometimes we just wanna, "ugh" to everything. To chores, to work, to socializing, or any minor inconveniences.

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Greeting Card

Breakin' Hearts And Blastin' Farts Greeting Card

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Listen Boomer Back In My Day Greeting Card

Listen Boomer Back In My Day Greeting Card

LISTEN BOOMER....BACK IN MY DAY, WE drank from a HOSE. WE KILLED toilet paper with AVOCADOS. WE F*CKED a FISH!! we YEETED HAW. HOSPITAL WAS NEVER!!!! We screamed at GOD. "F" was RESPECT. WE DIED in SQUALOR because LAZY PHONE and NO OTHER REASON!!! Set those boomers straight with this bizarre shitpost take on "back in my day".

Elf Care Day Greeting Card

Elf Care Day Greeting Card

Take an extended rest and restore some spell slots with this cute pastel design featuring an elf wizard chilling out with her cat familiar in an inn with plants and other magical items between quests!

Today I Shall Be as Useless As the G in Lasagna Greeting Card

Today I Shall Be as Useless As the G in Lasagna Greeting Card

Today I shall be as useless as the G in Lasagna. Show your love of lazy days and silent letters with this foodie inspired design.

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Lazy Trash Bear Greeting Card

Lazy Trash Bear Greeting Card

Just a lazy trash bear trying to eat trash and sleep. Show off your lazy, trashy humor with this , Lazy Trash Bear raccoon design. Perfect for a lazy day, eating trash, being trash, and living you best lazy life!

Lazy Trash Cat Greeting Card

Lazy Trash Cat Greeting Card

I'm just a lazy trash cat living my best life! Show off your lazy, trashy self with this , Lazy Trash Cat opossum design. Perfect for feeling lazy, being trashy, and animal humor!

Couch Club Membership Badge Greeting Card

Couch Club Membership Badge Greeting Card

Become a proud member of the Couch Club with this wonky drawn, membership merit badge design! We meet every day for several hours a day, usually with snacks or video games, so be proud of this big commitment! Perfect for feeling lazy, watching TV, and generally coping on the couch.

Doing The Bare Minimum Smiley Face Greeting Card

Doing The Bare Minimum Smiley Face Greeting Card

I'm just here doing the bare minimum. Show off your lack of effort and do the bare minimum with this sassy, groovy aesthetic, sassy and lazy smiley face design.

The End Is Near So I Guess I Don't Have To Work Out Anymore Greeting Card

The End Is Near So I Guess I Don't Have To Work Out Anymore Greeting Card

The End is Near! So I guess I don't have to work out anymore. Welcome the Apocalypse in style with this lazy design.

Celebrate Then Hibernate Greeting Card

Celebrate Then Hibernate Greeting Card

This holiday season it's time to "Celebrate Then Hibernate" with this lazy, sleepy, Christmas bear design! Perfect for getting ready to hibernate, a bear lover, celebrating Christmas and the holidays, lazy bear, bear , bear gifts, holiday and winter humor!

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Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Greeting Card

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Greeting Card

Grow at your own pace! Show that you're doing your best with this tangled, growing flower design! Perfect for personal motivation, self-care, and growing up in life.

Making It Through Another Day Smiley Face Greeting Card

Making It Through Another Day Smiley Face Greeting Card

Ahh, yes, making it through another day! Keep motivated through the existential struggles of life with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley face design.

Racism Ain't Cute, Sloths Are Greeting Card

Racism Ain't Cute, Sloths Are Greeting Card

Racism Ain't Cute, Sloths Are. Sloths may be lazy, but not about advocating for anti-racism (apparently)! This design shows a cute social justice sloth waving a Black Lives Matter fist flag!

Fitness? I Thought You Said Sit In This. Greeting Card

Fitness? I Thought You Said Sit In This. Greeting Card

I swore I heard it right. I don't think you mentioned anything about fitness. You told me to sit in this, and sitting I did.

I Don't Wanna Greeting Card

I Don't Wanna Greeting Card

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

You Otter Leave Me Alone Greeting Card

You Otter Leave Me Alone Greeting Card

I'm cute and cuddly, but i will fight you. Don't mess with me! I am the embodiment of chaos!!

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