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It Smells Conservative In Here Blankets

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Kawaii Squishy Face Animals Blanket

Kawaii Squishy Face Animals Blanket

A lot of animals tend to squish their cheeks when cleaning, and it's incredibly cute!! This kawaii pattern is here to infinitely recreate that heart bursting sensation of happiness from witnessing such an adorable behavior!

Cute Halloween Wendigo Blanket

Cute Halloween Wendigo Blanket

Halloween, the perfect time of year to be both cute AND spooky! This Wendigo popping out of a pumpkin is here to hear your halloween wishes! They won't grant them, but they're a good listener!

Sorry I Can't I'm Busy Doin' Spring Things Blanket

Sorry I Can't I'm Busy Doin' Spring Things Blanket

Sorry, I'd love to but I can't. I'm busy doing spring things! Stop and smell the flowers with this cute spring, retro vibes shirt design!

CATS CATS CATS! Blanket

CATS CATS CATS! Blanket

look at this purr pile! What a MEOWNTAIN! Even the trash cats are here!

Oh Lawd He Kirbin' Parody Blanket

Oh Lawd He Kirbin' Parody Blanket

Here he comes, that one tough cream puff. That huge boi! Oh lawd he kirbin'! Show off your love for everyones favorite big pink cream puff boy, Kirby with this cute, parody, meme design.

Have Yourself A Majestic Little Christmas Blanket

Have Yourself A Majestic Little Christmas Blanket

here's wishing you a magical, sparkly, majestic christmas! This mid century modern inspired design is great for the holiday seasons, and even greater to send to your families on a greeting card!

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If I Just Lay Here Blanket

If I Just Lay Here Blanket

If I lay here, If I just lay here, would you order pizza for me while I catch up on my shows? If you find yourself having a hard time chasing pizza delivery cars because you're really really busy forgetting the world and watching netflix, eating pizza and other junk food, playing video games, reading, marathoning tv shows, or napping, this blanket is here to lie with you .

If I Just Lay Here Blanket

If I Just Lay Here Blanket

If I lay here, If I just lay here, would you order pizza for me while I catch up on my shows? If you find yourself having a hard time chasing pizza delivery cars because you're really really busy forgetting the world and watching netflix, eating pizza and other junk food, playing video games, reading, marathoning tv shows, or napping, this blanket is here to lie with you .

We're All Mad Here Blanket

We're All Mad Here Blanket

In this world? We're clearly ALL mad. But is that necessarily a bad thing? Here's a secret - all the best people are.

If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum Blanket

If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum Blanket

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and funny song parody possum design.

Born Here and Born Queer Blanket

Born Here and Born Queer Blanket

But where are you really from? Like where were you born? I was BORN HERE in America! Aren't you sick of these microaggressions, and the pressure to define your sexuality, no honey I'm just queer! Born Here and Born Queer! Finally show off the answer you been wanting to give to these intrusive questions with this empowering design!

Here To Crash Your Party Blanket

Here To Crash Your Party Blanket

Maleficent is one bad bitch. Show that your are too with this Sleeping Beauty themed design featuring illustrations of green thorns and purple text reading "Here to Crash Your Party." Every good fairytale needs and evil villain that can turn into a dragon when someone tries to kick her out of her castle.

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Single, Taken (UFO) Blanket

Single, Taken (UFO) Blanket

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Merry Rexmas Blanket

Merry Rexmas Blanket

Merry Rexmas! Our boy rexy here is spreading Christmas fear in the hearts of all us. Celebrate the holidays with this funny Dinosaur design! memes dinosaur jokes nerdy merry rex trex tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaur tyrannosaurus dinosaur dino raptor nerds science winter christmas xmas holidays merry christmas t rex puns puns funny puns wrex dino memes memes dinosaur jokes nerdy merry rexmas rex trex t.

Super Trash Bros Blanket

Super Trash Bros Blanket

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

The Powertrash Girls Blanket

The Powertrash Girls Blanket

Created by Professor Trashonium, the Powertrashgirls are here to save the City! made from garbage, trash, and everything brash, these trash cats are here to rescue the innocent and devour your leftovers!

Purrvana Blanket

Purrvana Blanket

Purrvana coming at you with their hit songs such as "Smells Like Tuna Spirit", " Heart Shaped Paw", and "All A-paw-logies"! This famous 90's band is sure to get you nostalgic kitties MEOWING!

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