New Is That A Threat Coffee Mugs

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.

Cthulhu, a constant threat that could bring on a horrifying end to the world...or perhaps the cutest? This cute-thulhu will bring on the end times with rainbows and kisses, just you wait.

You can be a sparkling dream horse AND a stabby shank stallion at the same time, you know. Be ethereal AND real with this funny stabby unicorn design!

Watch out for truck drivers, if you mess with them you'll probably find out the hard way!

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

Listen bud, I will wrap myself in spit & turn my body into soup just to menace your porchlight, okay? Don't mess with me. You mess with the bug you get the slug, okay? Be the small-&-cute-but-mega-terrifying caterpillar that aspires to be a slightly-larger-&-cute-but-mega-terrifying moth through the bizarre process of metamorphosis with this funny design!

I'm beautiful but I will bite! Show the world not to mess with you with this, "Talk Shit, Get Bit" sassy venus flytrap design. Perfect for plant lovers, taking no shit, and mildly threatening people.

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

Don't mess with me or else you'll know what gingerdread feels like! i've gingerSNAPPED so you better watch out! This is what happens when you make me ginger.

Flies can smell the lies and the threat to democracy! Show off your support of human rights and fighting fascism with this, "Flies Against Fascism" political fly design!

Respect the save or get the grave. Show your love for the anti-resetting hero Resetti and thinly veiled threats with this funny animal crossing parody design.

Show off your threatening cat aura with this funny, "My Aura Is Threatening" with an illustration of a little spooky kitten holding a knife. Perfect for saying don't mess with me and being intimidating.

Being a Frog Witch gets a little awkward when you're potion recipe requires Frog Legs. These water dwelling witches are adorable, but are quick terrify their colleagues with threats of turning them into a human if they misbehave. Only way to reverse it is to kiss a handsome frog prince!

Stand up, speak out, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Show off your love of queer, black feminist activist Audre Lorde with this, "Your Silence Will Not Protect You" famous quote design. Perfect for protests, activism, and fighting for equality.

Mess with the Dad you get the stab. Show you're a dad that WILL cut someone if they need to with this gnarly knife themed design.

Leave me alone, I will dog walk you. Channel your Cardi B with this, "I Will Dog Walk You" insult design! Perfect for showing the haters who is boss, being left alone, and throwing that shade!

Stand up for justice with this Martin Luther King quote featuring the text "Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere" for civil rights, black lives matter, social justice warriors, peaceful protesting, and activists!

Stand up for justice with this Martin Luther King quote featuring the text "Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere" for civil rights, black lives matter, social justice warriors, peaceful protesting, and activists!