Introvert Unisex Long Sleeve Weekender Totes

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

Trick or treat, y'all! Get spooky season started right with this country jack o lantern that's fixin' to put up some Halloween decorations well before it's expected and long after it's necessary.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Do you sometimes feel like an anthropomorphic sunflower just trying its best to reach some fresh air, rain and sunlight, only to find that you have to be your own source of light, water, and air and it makes you feel a little trapped? Same dude.

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!