I See Dead Ierson Greeting Cards

Santa knows when you've been bad or good! Spoiler alert, Santa has a sixth sense- he can see naughty people! Don't get on the naughty list this year with this movie parody greeting card featuring a distressed looking santa claus and the phrase "I see naughty people". This card is perfect for people who know made it to Santa's Naughty list!

Playing dead but dead inside. Channel your inner opossum and declare that you are dead inside with this design.

k is not dead and reading is not dead! Show off your love of reading, literature and education with this, "Reading Is Not Dead" k ribbon design with a skeleton hand holding a book with florals.

I wanna be where the people aren't. I wanna see, wanna see them dancing, in their home, 6 feet apart. Show that you take social distancing seriously with this parody design of a mermaid wearing a face mask and surgical gloves.

Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit... don't test a witch, honey, we can hex.

This greeting card reads, "I Hate You Less Than Most People" and is perfect to send to anyone you like but only as much as your crippling hatred will allow! This awkward but sweet card could be used for valentines day, birthdays, or even just as a general greeting to let someone know they hold a special place in your cold dead heart!