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Now That's What I Call A Lesbian Greeting Card

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian Greeting Card

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this , "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times Greeting Card

It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times Greeting Card

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, am I right? Read the room with this, "It Was The Bestie of Times, It Was The Worstie of Times" Charles Dickens parody. Perfect for literature humor, millennials, and the ups and downs of life!

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

I Pooped Today Gold Star Greeting Card

I Pooped Today Gold Star Greeting Card

You should pat yourself on the back for an amazing accomplishment! Sometimes this shit is hard to go by, but if you pooped today, good for you.

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Greeting Card

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Greeting Card

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

Surprise Mother F*cker Greeting Card

Surprise Mother F*cker Greeting Card

Surprise your friends or loved ones with this adorable black cat design! This is great for gifts or any special occasion. Get the best reaction from your people when your order this design today!

The Shitter Parody Greeting Card

The Shitter Parody Greeting Card

Behold! This new art installation was inspired by the original classics. May I present to you, The Shitter! This creation is dedicated to those that took a shit at one point in their lifetime. If you are one of those people, this design was made with you in mind!

I'm For The Streets Cat Parody Greeting Card

I'm For The Streets Cat Parody Greeting Card

If I'm not for anyone, then it just means I'm for the streets. The streets are always welcoming.

You're The Shit Greeting Card

You're The Shit Greeting Card

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

You've Goat This Greeting Card

You've Goat This Greeting Card

I'm not kidding! You can do it! You've Goat this! Motivate the people around you with this adorably ny goat design!

Hey! Listen! You're A Fairy Good Mother! Greeting Card

Hey! Listen! You're A Fairy Good Mother! Greeting Card

Hey mom, I love you so very much, and I would navi give you up! You're a Fairy good mother, don't forget that!

#1 Merm Greeting Card

#1 Merm Greeting Card

You are the best merm in the world! I survived even the strongest ocean storms because of you!

The Daddiest Daddy Greeting Card

The Daddiest Daddy Greeting Card

I dub thee the Daddiest Daddy! Show off your ultimate Daddy status with this retro inspired "Daddiest Dad" design.

D.I.Y. Or Die Trying Greeting Card

D.I.Y. Or Die Trying Greeting Card

It's do it yourself or die trying, right? I mean, depending on the project, death might be a possibility. Make home renovations, repairs, and do projects yourself with this inspirational floral design, perfect for D.I.Y.ers!

I'm a Mother I Don't Have Time For The Patriarchy Greeting Card

I'm a Mother I Don't Have Time For The Patriarchy Greeting Card

I'm a mother, I don't have time for the patriarchy. This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. She isn't gonna stand for any patriarchal bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women.

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Drinking Tea Is Punk Greeting Card

Drinking Tea Is Punk Greeting Card

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the kiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very k.

You're Weird I Like You Greeting Card

You're Weird I Like You Greeting Card

Being called out by someone as weird as you is one of the best compliments in the world. It's rare to connect on a derpy level so let that person know with this wholesome melting smile design.

You Can't Fool Me I Watch True Crime Greeting Card

You Can't Fool Me I Watch True Crime Greeting Card

You must beware of those who are avid watchers of true crime documentaries. There's no way you can get past their spidey senses and skills in seeking out bullshit. You can try but you won't be able to get away with it.

Mom, You Rock (Googly Eye Rock) Greeting Card

Mom, You Rock (Googly Eye Rock) Greeting Card

Mom, you rock, even when you're just a rock. Show that your mom rocks even as a sentient rock in an alternate universe, with this googly eyes rock!

Detektiv Parody Greeting Card

Detektiv Parody Greeting Card

That moment when you watch so much true crime you're now basically qualified to be a detektiv. People better be aware of you. There's no way they can get away from hiding the truth with you around!

We The Millennials Are Struggling Greeting Card

We The Millennials Are Struggling Greeting Card

We the people? Nah, we the Millennials are really going through it. This generation really be seeing once in a lifetime events more than any generation ever has. If you're a millennial and you're struggling too, you should get this design.

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Greeting Card

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Greeting Card

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Wir Suchen Dich Parody Greeting Card

Wir Suchen Dich Parody Greeting Card

Give people that double-take as you wear this design. This is especially effective if you're looking to hire workers for your business.

Be The Janine You Wish To See In The Classroom Parody Greeting Card

Be The Janine You Wish To See In The Classroom Parody Greeting Card

We should all strive to be more like Janine. Be the Janine you wish to see in the Classroom with this parody design. Perfect gift for any teacher out there!

I Actually Did It Myself Yeah Greeting Card

I Actually Did It Myself Yeah Greeting Card

This cake? I actually did it myself. Yeah...Show off your baking skills or just your very own self assurance and believe in yourself with this silly, cute, inspirational, cake design.

I'm Sober Smiley Greeting Card

I'm Sober Smiley Greeting Card

There are many meanings behind this. Could I be sober? Am I trolling you? Is it real? Guess you'll have to see.

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