New Goose Neck Gaiters

Geese don't have 'teeth' per say. However they do have tomia. These tomia are made out of cartilage and are part of the tongue and beak rather than being separate body parts. So as you can see, screaming anxious goose have tongue teef. I HAVE ANXIETY! Honk if you agree, please...

Investment stock broker goose says honk stonks! Do you know nothing about the stock market? No worries get some help from this silly investment goose, honk, stonks parody neck gaiter design.

I'm a THICC Bootied Goosie So Please Excuse Me! We got a goose with a caboose coming through!

Goose is DADDY! Honk if you agree? This thicc bootied goosy is giving us daddy energy, perfect for savage memers and geese lovers.

I Can't Talk Right Now, I'm Doing Hot Goose Shit! This design parodies Megan Thee Stallion's "I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit" lyric on the 'Girls in the Hood' track (or should I say 'geese in the hood'). Perfect for hot girls and bad bitches who love geese, because what bad bitch don't?

Shorty a lil' baddie, Shorty my lil' GOOSE thing, And shorty got the fatty (shorty got the fatty).... Mood Swings turns into Goose Wings with this hilarious thicc goose Tik Tok song parody design!

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?!?! More like Honky Tonk Badonka-HONK! This big-bootied country music parody will honk its way right into the hearts of Americans everywhere. Here's a cowboy with some quack, and baby got back!

Cause mischief and do as you please with this sassy goose design!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Honk how the bells, sweet silver bells all seem to honk, throw cares away! Show off your festive and funny side with this cute and funny, carol of the bells, goose pun neck gaiter!

Have A Honky Chonky Christmas! (or a holly jolly one) It's the best time of the year! This honk brings the chonk this season, this may call out a goose for gaining the holiday pounds, but who doesn't gain a little chonk around Christmas!?

Christmas Is Coming, the Goose is Getting Fat! Please put a penny in the old man's hat! The popular Christmas nursery rhyme "Christmas is Coming" calls out a goose for gaining the holiday pounds, but who doesn't gain a little chonk around the holidays?!?

It's Jingle Bell Honk the goose do it every year. Show off your love for holiday classics, goose honking memes and the holiday season with this funny and festive jingle bell honk neck gaiter.

Beauty and the Geese! Honk Beauty and the Beast, because we're waddling into a new version of the classic fairy tale!

Honk, honk! Show your love for the holiday season with this funny goose-themed design!

Don't cut off the heads, it will only make things worse! the dreaded Honkdra, more terrible than a goose with the destruction capabilities of a dragon. Try to slay it, if you dare...

now you can be the terrorizing goose you want to see in the world. Chase the locals and honk the night away with this goose beak design!

*honks spookily*. It's that time of year where the terrors of the night roam the streets... and nothing is more trrifying than a ghoost. Terrorizing the locals doesn't stop when you die!

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

Be a goose and take a gander at the stars with space exploration. Show off your love for space, Nasa and Geese with this cute goose NASA logo parody neck gaiter.

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Honk honk, am goose! Give bread and receive prize in the form of gratitude... gratitude that's just unending honking and ankle biting. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Honk honk, am goose! Give bread and receive prize in the form of gratitude... gratitude that's just unending honking and ankle biting. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.