Trending Goose Joke Greeting Cards

This Mother's Day, tell your mom how much she's meant to you with our hilarious greeting card that reads "Mom Thanks For Teaching Me To Use The Big Girl Potty". If you're a mom who values laughter and a good sense of humor, you'll love this card! Designed for the weird daughter in your life, this card is a playful way to say 'Thank You' to your mom for teaching you one of the most valuable life skills around. From little things like potty training to bigger things like navigating life's challenges, moms are always there to help us out! Our card is the perfect way to let her know that you appreciate all of her hard work and dedication. Plus, it's perfect for drunk moms, cool moms, bad-ass moms, and every mom in between! So go ahead and show your mom how much you love her with this hilarious and heartfelt card!

Just an empty taco shell waiting to be stuffed. Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this, "Stuff Me Daddy" taco design. Perfect for loving tacos, NSFW jokes, being kinky and getting filled with toppings.

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Show off your love for tik tok trends, memes and daddy jokes and vibes with this funny design.

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Spread your love and honk it from the rooftops, for your goosey love is true! Honky Valentine's Day all, from all of us a LookHuman, to you~!

I'm talking WAP WAP WAP that's some Wine And Pimento! Get turnt with this cheeky and spicy wine humor design that's perfect for the next dinner party, wine tasting, or cheese platter night at home.

Pull Out Game Strong AF! For tarot.... just tarot. If you are into tarot cards, whether that be doing readings for yourself or others, this cheeky design is sure to get a few laughs - even if a bad card is pulled!

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

If getting absolutely blasted and chilling around on a couch or a rock all day just vibing sounds like a good time, this very relaxed weed smoking iguana is for you.

Nothing matters, so why exist at all? While you are at it, enjoy the oddity of this design and embrace brilliance of nothingness!

Get your groove on in the kitchen and get ready to whisk it all for a snack with this funky psychedelic looking bakery pun!

Oh, Lawd! Here he comes, dual welding candy canes of holiday joy! Celebrate the festive season with this iconic internet cult figure!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Give HONKS this thanksgiving with this funny, "Honksgiving" goose parody design inspired by the goose game. Perfect for being a grateful honk, spending time with family, and eating lots of fall food!

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

This goes out to the gas prices that were once low and affordable. In loving memory of lower gay prices. Pay homage to the days of low gas prices passed with this funny, political design.

Wow, that's a B.F.G. ( a BIG fricking GOAT)! Get some laughs with this absolute unit of a lad that's out to graze and scream like a man as he climbs even the most vertical of planes.

Jellicle trash come out tonight! Jellicle trash come one, come all! Show off being theater trash and lover of Cats, raccoons, and musicals with this "Jellicle Trash" dancing raccoon design!

OOF y'all, I'm......Yeexhawsted. If your finding yourself running low on yee and have no haw left, this funny tired cowboy comic panel design is for you. Perfect for hittin' the ol' dusty trail and sleeping out on the lone prairie for a spell.

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

It's important to set strong bun-daries! Set boundaries with this cute bunny pun, animal pun, self care themed design.

I'm a Simp 4 U, Valentine. <3 Show your love and appreciation for your lover or crush with this fun candy heart design!

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food pun!

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food pun!