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Full Body Autonomy Greeting Cards

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Thicc Lich Greeting Card

Thicc Lich Greeting Card

Damn Lich you THICC! Get some unearthly body positivity with this very curvaceous wizard skeleton that's sporting a dummy thicc booty with unfathomable undead power.

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Swole Possum Greeting Card

Swole Possum Greeting Card

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Pupperoni Pizza Greeting Card

Pupperoni Pizza Greeting Card

Look at that magnificent pupper!! This cute pizza boy is hot from the oven and making their way to you being cheesy and full of puns.

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Full Body Autonomy For All Greeting Card

Full Body Autonomy For All Greeting Card

Human rights and dignity don't stop with reproductive healthcare -- we need full body autonomy for all! Show that you support women's rights, trans rights, and the human right to your body with this powerful floral protest design.

My Body Is No-Bunny's Business Greeting Card

My Body Is No-Bunny's Business Greeting Card

My body, my business! With the way things are going, we are losing rights over our own bodies, and that's hopping stupid. This bunny is sick of it!

All Bodies Are Beautiful Bodies Greeting Card

All Bodies Are Beautiful Bodies Greeting Card

All bodies are beautiful bodies! Period. Show off your support for all body types and some self-love with this retro, floral, body-positive design!

Full of Myself Greeting Card

Full of Myself Greeting Card

Full of myself. Show that you're a little full of yourself with this cute Russian nesting doll design.

Go Full Goblin Mode Greeting Card

Go Full Goblin Mode Greeting Card

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card

Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

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Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Thick Thighs Save Lives Greeting Card

Thick Thighs Save Lives Greeting Card

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

We Are Rat King Greeting Card

We Are Rat King Greeting Card

We are Rat King! A Rat King is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

Kitty Titties Greeting Card

Kitty Titties Greeting Card

Oh the elegant Sphinx. Soft, Large, full of riddles and... uh... well upholstered. Don't stare, it's rude!

Fitness Is Magic Greeting Card

Fitness Is Magic Greeting Card

My Little Pony - friendship is magic parody fitness design! Perfect for the MLP fan or brony who's looking to work their body into shape with friendship and magic.

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