Full Body Autonomy For All Blankets

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Hip hop, ya don't stop! We on that grind all day, every day!

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

What even is life? This parody design is perfect for laughing and/or crying at the absolute ridiculousness that is being alive in this plane of existence.

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!