Trending Frog Humor Accordion Neck Gaiters

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

The neck gaiter belongs to an awesome teacher! Show off your awesome teaching skills with pride with this awesome teacher design!

I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

Just look at those lil froggos leaping at the opportunity to enjoy nature's bounty! They aren't croakin around! Grab your foraging gear and look cool as frogs with this cute design.

Nothing says you can't be a bookworm AND a looker! Literacy is sexy and you know it!

Frogs and Fungus! These frogs and toad(stools) can be found at your local pond, just looking cute! Adorable and slightly chonky, our frogs will be sure to make your day fun(gi)!

D&D + Wine = Good Times! bonus drinks of wine = (ability -- (spellLevel + 1) * 2) / 8. Nothing like a bit of wine on a campaign for adventure, show odd your dungeons and dragons and wine appreciation with this design.

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

Blimey It's Captain Slimy - the most notorious pirate frog! Arghhhhibbit! blimey it's captain slimy blimey!

Name a more iconic duo. That's what I thought. Vibe with the best of em with this cute as heck frog chilling with their best friend snail in front of a mushroom- just as nature intended.

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Life is hard, so let's just take a moment to relax, get toasted, and have a good cry. First you hold it in---and then you let it aaallll out. There ya go. Woah, my tears are so... big.

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still worshipping satan. I am the World Champion of Satanism; I am a most devilish bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Satanism World Champion!

You've heard of tree frogs, now sit down for a cup of coffee and some tea frogs! Show off your love for coffee, tea and frogs with this cute and froggy neck gaiter design!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still hopping... froggies are the cutest, and they've already won 2021. Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you frog lover!

Be gay, praise satan! Satan is gay and there is nothing you can do about it except praise him! Show off your pride with this funny, gay satan accordion style neck gaiter!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.

Relax, take a load off! Jeans are for people with something to prove. Who cares if you're wearing soft flannel pants at home? Or at work? Your junk is covered, what else do they want??

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Embrace the darkness and be bold with this, "Goth AF" thorny red rose design! Perfect for being goth as F***, emo, and gifts for the goth in your life.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

If there isn't coffee in my hands in thirty seconds, life is going to get very unpleasant for everyone in a two-mile radius of me. Highly suggest coffee compliance asap.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

We're F***ed But Oh Whale! Puffing away at cigarettes, in their blowholes, which is kinda F***ed up, but 'oh whale,' their together. Life is tough, if it's got ya down, at least you've got some friends to have your back, even if we all are a bit F***ed up.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a dolphin smoking a cigarette.

Butter My Biscuit Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and wet with this steamy NSFW design!

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?!?! More like Honky Tonk Badonka-HONK! This big-bootied country music parody will honk its way right into the hearts of Americans everywhere. Here's a cowboy with some quack, and baby got back!

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?!?! More like Honky Tonk Badonka-HONK! This big-bootied country music parody will honk its way right into the hearts of Americans everywhere. Here's a cowboy with some quack, and baby got back!