Skip to Main Content

{{ name }}

Food Blankets

Browse our collection of 116 Food Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Pizza Funny Cats Patterns Anime Lazy Jokes Pizza Blankets Puns Yummy 90s Cute Blankets Delicious Foodie Hangry Nerds Nsfw Bacon Lover Bacon Lover Gifts Breakfast Patterns Sugar Dumb And Dumber Basic Bitch Blankets Cake Jim Carrey Grunge Gun Blankets Snack Blankets Cat Blankets Burgers Tacos French Fries Cat Lovers Gifts Cute Cat Patterns Yummy Blankets Lazy Blankets Parakeet

Trending Designs

90s Jazz Wave Blanket

90s Jazz Wave Blanket

Retro design done in the popular "jazz" style as seen on disposable cups and bowls during the 90s. Reminisce of saved by the bell, wild berry poptarts, your trapper keeper and rollerblade rinks.

Potatoes Candy Heart Blanket

Potatoes Candy Heart Blanket

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

Chimkin Derpy Chicken Blanket

Chimkin Derpy Chicken Blanket

Am chimkin, plz gib seed feed! I poop breakfast and make tasty nuggets. I'm derpy, chunky, and produce delicious food!

Fries Before Guys Blanket

Fries Before Guys Blanket

The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this feminist blanket, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

View More Trending

Best Selling Designs

Junk Food Blanket

Junk Food Blanket

Yummy! Pizza and tacos and fries, oh my! Fall in love with this delicious food blanket and snuggle up with your favorite junk foods.

Cat Food Blanket

Cat Food Blanket

Show your love of cats and junk food with this literal, actual cat food blanket! This blanket is perfect for foodies who are of pizza, sushi, burgers, donuts, ice cream, hot dogs and cat lovers who just can't get enough of kitty cats!

Gimme Food Blanket

Gimme Food Blanket

Hunger can make people take drastic measures! Perfect for serial snackers! This cool design includes a snub-nosed revolver and the words "gimme food", implying that if you do not comply with the wearer's demands for snacks, you will be shot. Perfect for partying and hanging out with friends.

Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket

Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket

BREAKFAST FOOD IS THE GREATEST FOOD. Show off your love of the greatest meal of the day with this breakfast food inspired, bacon lover's blanket! Snuggle up and dream of eggs and bacon. Ron Swanson approved.

Cute Foods Blanket Blanket

Cute Foods Blanket Blanket

Snuggle and pig out on some junk food with this adorable kawaii food blanket. Yum yum yum, they're almost too cute to eat!

No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket

No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Poor Petey. Let Petey live on forever in your dumb memory with this even dumber blanket.

View More Bestsellers

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Ball Of Rage Blanket

Ball Of Rage Blanket

Why am I so angry, you ask? There's plenty of reason, like being able to see the bottom of my food dish. Or that crooked painting on the wall. Yeah, Screw that painting. I hate that painting.

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Pico De Gayo Blanket

Pico De Gayo Blanket

Show off your pride with this LGBT inspired, pico de gallo, Mexican food lover's, margarita drinker's, food , gay pride shirt! Flaunt your gay pride and get tequila drunk!

Cheese Whore Blanket

Cheese Whore Blanket

Every cheese whore needs their cheese daddy! Couples who love cheese can appreciate these slightly suggestive pair designs! Get cheesy with your best friend and/or fellow cheese connoisseurs today!

Dino Nuggies Pattern Blanket

Dino Nuggies Pattern Blanket

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

;