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Floral Peni Stockings
Browse our collection of 29 Floral Penis Stockings and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Trending Designs
Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Watercolor Chakra Symbols Stocking
The chakras are an important element in mindfulness, meditation, toga, tantric beliefs, and religious beliefs, and govern feelings of well-being, empathy, creativity, and love! If you're a creative type, athletic, or love to do yoga or meditate, this pretty watercolor chakra shirt is probably right up your alley!
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Made It Out Of Bed (Floral) Stocking
Congratulations! You made it out of bed! Is it the greatest accomplishment? No, but it's a good thing to do. Take your time and make your day work for you even when you're low on spoons with this cute floral design!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
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Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Stocking
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Penis Plants Pattern Stocking
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
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Get The Vaccine Stocking
This is the hippie, floral, and fun way to tell people to 'Get the Vaccine' (even though you feel like screaming it at stubborn people.
Merry Dickmas Stocking
Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...
Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Ole Saint Dick Stocking
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Stocking
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Red And Green For Christmas Groundbreaking Parody Stocking
Red and Green? For Christmas? Groundbreaking...Unleash your inner fashion critic with this funny and sassy holiday, Christmas shirt! A parody of the iconic "florals ? For Spring? Groundbreaking." meme!
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