Skip to Main Content

{{ name }}

Floral Peni Pillows

Browse our collection of 418 Floral Penis Pillows and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Floral Pillows Floral Flowers Floral Patterns Penis Nsfw Flower Pillows Feminism Flower Patterns Floral Throw Pillows Patterns Pattern Pillows Dorm Room Ideas Retro Plants College Gifts For Her Sassy College Apartment Ideas Dick

Trending Designs

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Pillow

Doing My Best (Tangled Flower) Pillow

Grow at your own pace! Show that you're doing your best with this tangled, growing flower design! Perfect for personal motivation, self-care, and growing up in life.

Penis Tile Pattern Pillow

Penis Tile Pattern Pillow

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Bee Punk Pillow

Bee Punk Pillow

Bee k - it's the best way to be. Show off your love of bees and bad-assery with this traditional tattoo inspired design!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

I Was Born Disappointed Pillow

I Was Born Disappointed Pillow

Disappointment isn't just a feeling, it's a lifestyle. Look, you don't even have to have high standards to feel like you've been let down, and boy howdy does the world let us down sometimes.

View More Trending

Best Selling Designs

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow

Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Purple Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Pink Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Pink Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

View More Bestsellers

Punk Strawberry Sharks Pattern Pillow

Punk Strawberry Sharks Pattern Pillow

Look at the lil hungy stwawbb sharkies! They love the strawbs, sharks defo are vegetarian right? Show off some k Sailor Jerry vibes, cute sharks, and delicious cottagecore strawberries.

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Polite Menace Pillow

Polite Menace Pillow

This pirate is a proud, Polite Menace! Kill with kindness while searching the seas with this gentleman pirate design, featuring sparrows and florals.

Take Care of Each Other Flowers Pillow

Take Care of Each Other Flowers Pillow

Bloom kindness and compassion with this, "Take Care of Each Other" floral design. Encouraging others to love, be kind, and inspire community care.

Miraculous Mom Pillow

Miraculous Mom Pillow

Miraculous Mom. Show that you're a mom which basically makes you a miracle worker with this retro floral design.

;