Feed Me And Tell Me Im Pretty Blankets

Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?

"You know the kinda creeps, the kinda sexist treats, the kinda sticky icky sweets I craaaaaave!" Dealing with a misogynist asshole? What better response than feed them to a giant hungry plant to a rousing musical number! Grab this nerdy feminism design and rep your love for Little Shop of Horrors as you dump the patriarchy into Audrey II's endless, hungry maw.

Please feed me so I can get tired, relax and take a nice cat nap. Get lazy and sleepy and cuddle up with this cute and cozy, cat blanket!

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command.

I'm a strong independent woman and I am in charge of my own life. I don't take orders from no man, so don't tell me to smile, don't tell me what to do at all. I can be as ferocious as a hissing cat.

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.