Fat Bird Blankets

Put a bird on it! This trendy geometric pattern bird blanket will keep you warm and cozy while also giving your home some color and life!

The birds aren't real, they are drones and they work for the bourgeoisie. All Birds were replaced by drones by the government during the reagan era. The birds are spies, government spies. Do not trust or feed them drones. Show off your love for government conspiracy theories, reddit and with this political bird home decor blanket.

Everyone knows birds are the best companions out there! Cats and dogs are way overrated. When was the last time you talked to your cat and it replied to you? It probably hasn't. Parakeets, lorikeets, finches, green-cheeked amazons, you name it! There's a perfect bird out there for everyone. If you're a bird owner, bird watcher, or even just a bird lover, this cute bird blanket is perfect for you! Show off your obsession with these puffy, feathery, and talkative critters!

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Would you prefer the Bird? Or the Cage? The Bird is nice, of course, but nothing beats the Cage. I suppose you'll have to come to a decision, eventually. Enjoy this nerdy video game design and rep your Bioshock love with pride.

If anyone tries to body shame you, fight back with this adorable cat blanket! End body shaming with the power of cute and fluffy cats! I'm not fat, I'm just really, really fluffy!