Best Selling Fat Bird Ornaments

You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the bird with the nerds with this tee!

Birdbox? Ain't that a thing you do when you put two birds into a boxing ring? Show your love for Netflix, humor and Birdbox with this boxing bird design!

Show off your love of adorable, chonky, fat bears with this cute and simple fat bear design! Perfect for celebrating fat bear week, chonky animals, and cute animals!

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

Satan has a point---the more heat, the better the catalyst to get that dream bod you've always wanted.

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Christmas Turkey themed sweater.

This Round birb is big and beautiful, surely they are an apex predator, for sure. Ya know what they say, the early bird gets the worm - in which case, this fella is always the first one awake! Great for bird lovers!

Show me your titis. Show your love of the tufted titmouse with this bird watching enthusiast inspired design.

It's friday.... You know what that means! Oh lawd he coming! This chubby Croc is here to wish you a good friday!

I love birb. I love all birb. Get birding with this cute design perfect for spotting all those good feathery babies out in the wild!

Hoi! Am flerminger! I eat shirmp, make fether pink. Stand on one leggie, look pretty!!

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

Hoi! Am owul! Am apex predator, hunt mousey and rabberts. Just livin my best derpy owul lif.

I mean, ANY season is a good time to be chunky.... but even more so in the winter! That extra chub is sure to keep you warm, obviously! Bring on the cookies!!

Hoi, am Toed! Sit on shroom, eat fli. Livin the life.

Why have a merry christmas when you can have a flat F*** christmas! Make sure to have a cute, chubby, flat holiday!

Hi, am turmkey, much chubby, very derp. I also produce very tasty food. Won't you invite me over for dinner?

America is a place for everyone, even crows! Lets welcome everyone from all walks of life here, even the goths of nature. Caw Bless America!

I have grown weary of your nonsense. I may be cute as a bee, but I've got the attitude of a wasp. Now buzz off.

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

These princesses don't fear any Dungones or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can slay them??

These princesses don't fear any Dungones or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can slay them??

Take the holiday's back in time with this vintage christmas design! This holiday design incorporates mid-century, 1950's vintage birds decorating a christmas tree with vintage cats, presents, ornaments and ornate swirls. Perfect for sharing in the Christmas spirit, Christmas parties, holiday parties, and family gatherings!

Take the holiday's back in time with this vintage christmas design! This holiday design incorporates mid-century, 1950's vintage birds decorating a christmas tree with vintage cats, presents, ornaments and ornate swirls. Perfect for sharing in the Christmas spirit, Christmas parties, holiday parties, and family gatherings!

Don't push your luck, you'll get the buck-kaw! Strut around with your fancy plumage and get the personal space and peace you deserve with this sassy chicken !

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

Word on the water is, no one actually knows what the duck they're doing. Show that you're doing your best with this, "No One Knows What The Duck They're Doing" life duck!

Be happy. Life is good. Eat well like this hamster and enjoy the simple pleasures!

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!