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Best Selling Emo Humor Greeting Cards

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Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Emo Himbo Greeting Card

Emo Himbo Greeting Card

Watch out sad boys, the Emo Himbo is coming for your sad reputation. Show that you're both hot and emotional - no thoughts, just feelings.

Finding Emo Greeting Card

Finding Emo Greeting Card

You'll never understand me Dad! Show that emo isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle, with this funny finding Nemo parody design.

My Humor is Campy Greeting Card

My Humor is Campy Greeting Card

My humor is campy. Show your love of the outdoors and camp humor with this funny pun inspired design.

Emo Ho Ho Greeting Card

Emo Ho Ho Greeting Card

Have the opposite of a holly and jolly holiday with this funny, Angsty Emo ho ho Emo Holiday greeting card! Look festive and moody as you please!

Frosty The Snow Emo Parody Greeting Card

Frosty The Snow Emo Parody Greeting Card

Frosty the snow emo was a dark and tortured soul! Show off your love for the holidays as well as for being angsty and emo with this funny holiday greeting card design that's an emo twist on a christmas classic!

The Holidays Get Me Emo-tional Greeting Card

The Holidays Get Me Emo-tional Greeting Card

The Holiday seasons get me all EMO-tional. Show off your emo side this holiday season by gifting this funny emo, holiday, festive greeting card.

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, it was never a phase, it's a lifestyle!!! Show the world (and your mom) that your emo phase never ended with this funny emo, angsty text design! Perfect for emo kids, and living your best pop-punk, emo lifestyle.

Space Is Black Like My Soul Emo Parody Greeting Card

Space Is Black Like My Soul Emo Parody Greeting Card

Space is black, like my soul. In space no one can hear you screamo! Show off your nerdy space plus emo side with this emo, space pun greeting card!

Crycodile Crocodile Greeting Card

Crycodile Crocodile Greeting Card

Crocodile tears for the sad crocs out there...show it's okay to cry with this cute, "Crycodile" crying crocodile design, perfect for reptile lovers, animal puns, being sad, emo, and crocodile puns.

Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread Greeting Card

Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread Greeting Card

Bake in the emo feels this holiday season with this, "Cut my life into pieces, this in my last resort" gingerbread parody design! Perfect for celebrating Christmas, making cookies, and being emo.

I Love You With All Of My Cold, Dead Heart Greeting Card

I Love You With All Of My Cold, Dead Heart Greeting Card

Does love beat through your cold, dead heart? Us too! Show the world how much us emo's can love.

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Greeting Card

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Greeting Card

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Welcome to the Cat Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Cat Parade Greeting Card

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Goth AF Greeting Card

Goth AF Greeting Card

Embrace the darkness and be bold with this, "Goth AF" thorny red rose design! Perfect for being goth as F***, emo, and gifts for the goth in your life.

Santa Skull Greeting Card

Santa Skull Greeting Card

He's gonna find who's been naughty or nice - Santa Skull is comin' to town! Celebrate the Christmas season with this holiday skull with sparkles design.

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas Greeting Card

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas Greeting Card

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas, just like the one for us emoooooosss! This elf on the shelf went emo, so I suppose you could call them, emo on the shelf... tired of all this annoying holiday cheer? Here's a Christmas design that will satisfy the emos around the world!

Welcome to the Quack Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Quack Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Quack Parade. Show your love for 2000's emo music, mallard ducks and puns.

You're A Regular Decorated Emergency Parody Greeting Card

You're A Regular Decorated Emergency Parody Greeting Card

You're a regular decorated emergency. I'm talking about a Christmas tree! Show off your love for emo, punk rock early 2000's music and the holidays by gifting this emo lyric, holiday parody holiday greeting card!

Nine Lives Reaper Cat Greeting Card

Nine Lives Reaper Cat Greeting Card

Just a cat collecting their nine lives! Show how every cat gathers nine lives with this funny grim reaper, illustrative cat design. Perfect for loving cat jokes, visual puns, and clever humor!

Welcome to the Honk Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Honk Parade Greeting Card

Welcome to the Honk Parade. Show your love for 2000's emo music, Geese and puns with this Goose design.

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Dead Inside Just Vibes Skeleton Greeting Card

Dead Inside Just Vibes Skeleton Greeting Card

When you're dead inside, it's just vibes. Show off your funny bone with this, "Dead Inside Just Vibes" skeleton design! Perfect for loving dark humor, skeletons, and having no thoughts, just vibing.

Baphomeow Greeting Card

Baphomeow Greeting Card

All hail Baphomeow, our new guiding savpurr join our cult and serve the great abbyssal Baphomeow!

I Don't F*** With The Sun Greeting Card

I Don't F*** With The Sun Greeting Card

The sun is a brutal ball of fire. Show that you don't fw the sun with this, "I Don't F*** With The Sun" moon phases design. Perfect for loving the darkness, nighttime, being in the shade, and maintaining your goth lifestyle.

Goth Nerd Greeting Card

Goth Nerd Greeting Card

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

When It's Thanksgiving, But You're Dead Inside Greeting Card

When It's Thanksgiving, But You're Dead Inside Greeting Card

You know that feeling when it's Thanksgiving and your plate is loaded and your bones are a chattering and you sit vacantly in your chair slowly turning to dust cause you're dead inside? Relatable content, tbh.

Be the Goth GF You Want to See in the World Greeting Card

Be the Goth GF You Want to See in the World Greeting Card

We all want a goth gf but what if we ARE the goth gf? I think that's just so inspiring. Be the goth girlfriend you want to see in the world with this funny, inspirational design!

Death Comes For Us All Greeting Card

Death Comes For Us All Greeting Card

Momento mori, my friends. You cannot avoid death, but you must remember to live!

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