Elf Quote Neck Gaiters

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

It is not enough to be compassionate. We must act. Wise words from the Dalai Lama that are ever prevalent in today's society! The quote is also surrounded by beautiful lotus flowers!

'No, she's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess."- Cher, the yellow-plaid blazer wearing, style icon, and blonde bombshell of 90's film said these words in the classic chick flick "Clueless." Show your 90s girl power vibes with this pop culture inspired design!

"Will you shut up, man?" -Joe Biden to Trump, pretty much speaking for everyone in America too. The first debate was well interesting. Show off your political side with this debate, quote, liberal neck gaiter. Join Joe Biden in telling Trump to shut up and show off your support for Biden with this Biden, voting, political neck gaiter.

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas, just like the one for us emoooooosss! This elf on the shelf went emo, so I suppose you could call them, emo on the shelf... tired of all this annoying holiday cheer? Here's a Christmas design that will satisfy the emos around the world!

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!