Drugs And Alcohol Totes

Nugs not drugs! Who needs drugs when you've got chicken nuggets and maybe some 90s purple ketchup to go with 'em. You can smoke your weed and all that, but I'm gonna party with some Mickey D's and BBQ chickey nugs. Thug life is nug life.

If you really had to choose, which would you pick? Definitely pugs! Dogs are the best, after all, and they're always good for you too. Pugs (and hugs, and pug hugs!) not drugs! Chill with your weed if you want, I'm livin' the pug life.

Hey man, there's lots of things better than drugs- such as complete sarcastic indifference. Grab this ironic design and let the world fall off your back each time you shrug. Or don't. It's whatever.

Show off your bag full of drugs in this funny tote and raise some eyebrows.

Introducing the "Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs" Weekender! Be the talk of the town with this hilarious statement piece that will make anyone giggle. Perfect for weekend getaways, road trips, or even a trip to the grocery store. But beware! This bag may attract some unwanted attention, so be ready to explain that it's not what it looks like. The spacious interior can fit all your essentials and then some, so pack with peace of mind. Use it as a conversation starter at parties or bring it to the beach to ensure you never lose sight of your belongings. Stand out from the crowd with this clever and witty weekender that says it all without saying anything at all. Confidence is key, and with this bag by your side, you'll have it in spades. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with the Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs Weekender!

Let's face it, sometimes alcohol is the answer! Take this tote along with you when you go to the bar for alcohol later. Or just add this funny tote bag to your daily wardrobe.