Cookie Season Garden Flags

Crunching leaves and crushing the patriarchy, the usual fall festivities! Show off you love of fall, autumn, feminism, and activism with this, "My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy" fall design!

For June bugs, that is. We all know summer has officially arrived when Nature's Sticker starts ramming itself against the sliding glass door in the middle of the night, ruining the relaxing sound of crickets and frogs by relentlessly slamming their face against the window, creating a continuous tip tap noise... clearly they are here for a good time, not a long time.

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Two things you wouldn't expect to have to say in the same breath, yet, here we are in 2020, starting at the basics. Wash your dang hands and don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, ageist, xenophobic, or otherwise ignorant hateful person. Spread compassion not germs and fight ignorance with this hand washing design!

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

Show your D&D loyalty to the one and only, Hellfire Club - and you better not want to reschedule - let's roll, nerds! Perfect for loving 80s retro tv shows, Dungeons and Dragons, and being a freak!