College Educated Socialist Neck Gaiters

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

We're F***ed But Oh Whale! Puffing away at cigarettes, in their blowholes, which is kinda F***ed up, but 'oh whale,' their together. Life is tough, if it's got ya down, at least you've got some friends to have your back, even if we all are a bit F***ed up.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a dolphin smoking a cigarette.

If you don't know the correct way to wear your protective face covering. Kindly read mine and educate yourself. Let others know that any protective face covering goes over your nose with this sassy,"It Goes Over Your Nose" neck gaiter.

Santa isn't real, gift-giving is mostly for personal gain, and Christmas is just a church-sanctioned capitalistic corruption of ancient Pagan solstice fertility celebrations. This design will ensure everyone has an educated and cynical December holiday!