Clams And Oyster Hooded Sweatshirts

Clam yo tits, girl. Every mermaid's gotta have a nice pair of clams, don't cha know. So hush up, clam it up and go for a swim.

Introducing the Clam Yo Tits tank top, the perfect addition to any mermaid's wardrobe. We know you're proud of your assets, but sometimes a girl's gotta clam up, and that's where this top comes in handy. Whether you're lounging by the beach or taking a dip in the ocean, this tank is a subtle way to give your beach bod the spotlight it deserves without being too in-your-face. So go ahead, clam yo tits and embrace your inner mermaid. Who says you can't be a goddess of the sea while also keeping it cute and classy? Get your Clam Yo Tits tank top today and make a splash wherever you go.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

We all know the term cock block but when you don't have a cock to block but someone is still messing up your game when you're trying to hook up with someone, you just got clam jammed.

Crush the patriarchy like a clam on your tummy with this feminist inspired shirt. This graphic tee features an illustration of a cute otter and the phrase "I will crush the patriarchy like a clam on my tummy." You otter rise up against the white, racist, homophobic, patriarchal, bullshit, paradigm. Pardon the pun.