Best Selling Chubby Chicken Blankets

Am chimkin, plz gib seed feed! I poop breakfast and make tasty nuggets. I'm derpy, chunky, and produce delicious food!

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

I want chicky nuggies! Want fwuit gummy, want chicky nuggies?? Show off your wants and needs with this cute and funny, chicky nuggies blanket, home decor.

I just want nugs and snugs! Let's get chicken nuggets and snuggle up in this cute and flirty blanket!

Damn these nuggies are THICC! Sooo juicy and delicious! I could eat these all day. Celebrate your love for sassy food puns and butts with this hilarious design.

Show the world you're ready to peck and claw the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Cluck The Patriarchy design! There's no room in the coop for sexist sentiments, it belongs to the hens, after all!

Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody. Why the hell would you pay $850 for a sweater when you can get the look and rep your favorite witch from Slavic folklore for a fraction of the price? Show your love for witchy women that live chicken leg huts with this design.

Serve up a big tray of scrumptious Halloween treats---the chickeny kind, that is! Do you dip in ketchup, barbeque, sweet 'n' sour, or... braaaaaiinss? However you munch them, these tender, spooky nuggies are sure to catch a smile wherever you go!

Nugs not drugs! Who needs drugs when you've got chicken nuggets and maybe some 90s purple ketchup to go with 'em. You can smoke your weed and all that, but I'm gonna party with some Mickey D's and BBQ chickey nugs. Thug life is nug life.

Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!

Do this adorable chinchilla a favor and kindly go fluff yourself.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Why am I so angry, you ask? There's plenty of reason, like being able to see the bottom of my food dish. Or that crooked painting on the wall. Yeah, Screw that painting. I hate that painting.

Look at this adorably fat little corgi, you wouldn't want him to feel bad about his chubby body would you? Because he's perfect just the way he is. Everybody: human, corgi, kitty, transcendental space being-- whatever you happen to be...let's all be proud of our bodies and let's stop bodyshaming!

The Bearer of Courage and legendary hero incarnate, Link is destined to fight the evil Ganon and save the kingdom of Hyrule from his wrath. He is also destined to catch fish, smash pots and stab blood-thirsty chickens. Featuring Link in the Hero's Tunic from Hyrule Warriors, this tarot-inspired blanket is perfect for any Legend of Zelda fan.

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage daddy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage mommy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Make way for this wild witch, riding through the forest on her mortar and pestle along side her chicken footed cottage. Show off your love for folklore, witches, tarot card design and creepy cute, pastel goth aesthetics with this "Creepy Cute Tarot: Queen of Pentacles Baba Yaga" design.

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!