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Basic Bitch Blankets

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I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Blanket

I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Blanket

Show off your support for diversity and representation with this political design featuring the text "I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them" to celebrate minorities and our melting pot of culture! Perfect for sassy feminists, LGBT pride, minority rights, social justice, liberals, protests and smashing the patriarchy!

Slut Pride - Pug Blanket

Slut Pride - Pug Blanket

This bitch is a proud slut. Slut pride is the liberation and empowerment of sex positive people. Like you, this blanket is both comfortable and classy.

Miraculous Mom Blanket

Miraculous Mom Blanket

Miraculous Mom. Show that you're a mom which basically makes you a miracle worker with this retro floral design.

Occult Trash Possum White Print Blanket

Occult Trash Possum White Print Blanket

I'm basically, just witchy, occult trash. Show off your love for the occult with this possum themed, occult inspired shirt design. This occult inspired design features a giant possum skull with teeth, the moon phases and a possum playing dead at the bottom, all inspired by images of the occult.

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

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Basic Fall Bitch Blanket

Basic Fall Bitch Blanket

Show off your basic side this fall, because who cares you can wear and like whatever you want! This fall design features the text "Basic Fall Bitch" for when you want to wear legging and sip your pumpkin spice latte. Perfect for loving fall and autumn, and celebrating the fall season!

Ready For Basic Fall Bullshit Blanket

Ready For Basic Fall Bullshit Blanket

The air is crisp, the leaves are changing, get me cozy with some cocoa - I'm ready for basic fall bullshit! Show that you're ready for the fall season with this cute, retro autumn aesthetic design!

F***in' Classy Bitch Blanket

F***in' Classy Bitch Blanket

This bitch has sass, and class, she's a F***in' classy bitch. Cuddle up with this luxurious and glamorous blanket that's fit for a queen bitch.

Bitch Ass Parody Blanket

Bitch Ass Parody Blanket

Rock this parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Get sassy this Halloween with the coolest ghosts in town.

Raging Feminist Bitch Blanket

Raging Feminist Bitch Blanket

Show some class to go with that sass in this Raging Feminist Bitch design delicately juxtaposed with flowers and ribbons.

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I Love You Bitch K.K. Slider Parody Blanket

I Love You Bitch K.K. Slider Parody Blanket

I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch! Show your love for and K.K. Slider with this classic vine parody inspired design.

Zodiac Dollz: Aries Blanket

Zodiac Dollz: Aries Blanket

Check out these Zodiac Dollz! Bring back memories of Bratz, Barbies, and that Y2K lifestyle? Each Zodiac sign has a doll to match, can you guess them all? Perfect for horoscope hoes, y2K nostalgia fiends, and of course, gals with a passion for... astrology!

B*tch Better Have My Bells - Animal Crossing Blanket

B*tch Better Have My Bells - Animal Crossing Blanket

Soooooooo, when are you paying off that loan there? Referencing Rihanna's hit song with Tom Nook, this shirt is perfect for any Animal Crossing lover with a vulgar sense of humor!

Cute But Will Hex a Bitch Cat Blanket

Cute But Will Hex a Bitch Cat Blanket

I may be Cute, But I Will Hex a Bitch. Don't cross me or my witch cat, cuz we can hex, and charm, and remain perfectly cute.

Fat Goth Slut Blanket

Fat Goth Slut Blanket

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Rated B For BITCH Parody Blanket

Rated B For BITCH Parody Blanket

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

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