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Bad Boy Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

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Hot Boy Summer Blanket

Hot Boy Summer Blanket

Boys can have a Hot lil Summer, too! Get your Hot Boy Summer on in this warm and sunny design.

Short King Summer Sunset Blanket

Short King Summer Sunset Blanket

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Bussin' And Buzzin' Blanket

Bussin' And Buzzin' Blanket

Bussin' And Buzzin'! Buss it, buss it, buzz it, if u a bad bee and are fly af, this is the design for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Long Cat Blanket

Long Cat Blanket

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Bad Knee Blanket

Bad Knee Blanket

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Boys Are Temporary Cats Are Forever Blanket

Boys Are Temporary Cats Are Forever Blanket

Boys are TEMPORARY, but cats are FOREVER! If you're a cat lover or if you just think boys are whatever, let the world where you stand on the boyfriend VS cat debate with this design. Also a great gift for your cat loving friend who is going through a breakup or bad luck with boys!

Doctor Who Bad Wolf Blanket

Doctor Who Bad Wolf Blanket

See the signs all around you. BAD WOLF! Call the doctor and get in the Tardis because trouble is about to start. Be the companion you always wanted to be. Or maybe don't remember until you see this blanket.

Boys Will Be Feminists Blanket

Boys Will Be Feminists Blanket

Boys will be more than boys, they will fight for gender equality! Show off the future of feminism with this, "Boys Will Be Feminists" design! Perfect for male feminism, feminists, cool parents and fighting for gender equality!

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Gokoo Chicken Parody Blanket

Gokoo Chicken Parody Blanket

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this goat parody design!

American Mothic Blanket

American Mothic Blanket

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Emo Cloud Blanket

Emo Cloud Blanket

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Zodiac Dollz: Aries Blanket

Zodiac Dollz: Aries Blanket

Check out these Zodiac Dollz! Bring back memories of Bratz, Barbies, and that Y2K lifestyle? Each Zodiac sign has a doll to match, can you guess them all? Perfect for horoscope hoes, y2K nostalgia fiends, and of course, gals with a passion for... astrology!

You're My Sweetie Pie Blanket

You're My Sweetie Pie Blanket

You're My Sweetie Pie! Show your loved one just how amazing they are, in a bad ass way! Pie is k! And you can still be a badass and call your s/o a sweetie pie!

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