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Back And Body Hurt Greeting Cards

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Thicc Lich Greeting Card

Thicc Lich Greeting Card

Damn Lich you THICC! Get some unearthly body positivity with this very curvaceous wizard skeleton that's sporting a dummy thicc booty with unfathomable undead power.

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

I Paid $8 and All I Got Was This Lousy Checkmark Greeting Card

I Paid $8 and All I Got Was This Lousy Checkmark Greeting Card

Who knew free speech came at the cost of 8 dollars? Oh and impersonating others, lets not forget that. So... when are we all going back to tumblr??

I'll Workout Tomorrow Greeting Card

I'll Workout Tomorrow Greeting Card

Sometimes the exercise ball is simply a pillow for your mid-day nap, and that's okay! Rest up and get back to the grind tomorrow, relaxing is an important part of the work out journey.

Swole Possum Greeting Card

Swole Possum Greeting Card

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

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Back & Body Hurts Parody Greeting Card

Back & Body Hurts Parody Greeting Card

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

My Back Hurts Greeting Card

My Back Hurts Greeting Card

Back pain is terrible, but for some people, it's debilitating! Besides, any form of pain is terrible, so show a little sympathy for anyone sporting this design!

Back Pain Is Punk Greeting Card

Back Pain Is Punk Greeting Card

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is punk! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is Punk" aging, relatable life design!

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

All Bodies Are Beautiful Bodies Greeting Card

All Bodies Are Beautiful Bodies Greeting Card

All bodies are beautiful bodies! Period. Show off your support for all body types and some self-love with this retro, floral, body-positive design!

My Body Is No-Bunny's Business Greeting Card

My Body Is No-Bunny's Business Greeting Card

My body, my business! With the way things are going, we are losing rights over our own bodies, and that's hopping stupid. This bunny is sick of it!

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Simpin' Aint Easy - Johnny Greeting Card

Simpin' Aint Easy - Johnny Greeting Card

Big simpin' Johnny, aint nobody as thirsty as this. That's why he knows best in this simp game, ya feel me? A light hearted funny design and a call back to old iconic/nolstagic shows!

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Thick Thighs Save Lives Greeting Card

Thick Thighs Save Lives Greeting Card

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

Anarchy Greeting Card

Anarchy Greeting Card

Check out this funny "Anarchy" design. People just need to learn to leave you alone and let you get back to Anarchy. Show them with this awesome hater design.

We Are Rat King Greeting Card

We Are Rat King Greeting Card

We are Rat King! A Rat King is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

Petiton to Cancel Mondays Greeting Card

Petiton to Cancel Mondays Greeting Card

I am officially petitioning for the removal of Mondays! From late lie-ins to horrible hang overs, I think I speak on behalf of all of us, down with the Monday and longer weekends! If you feel the same as I do then this is for you.

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