Animal Jokes

Show your love of nature's favorite chaotic animal with this cute baby goat pattern! Perfect for looking flashy while staying on top of social distancing and screaming in quarantine because you've remembered baby goats exist.

This flirty anime fan shirt features the phrase "hey girl do you like anime 'cause Gun-damn" and is perfect for people who love anime, giant robots, mecha, weeaboos, otaku, geeks, nerds, manga readers, and is ideal for showing your nerdy pride at school, college, university, the dorms, working out at the gym, or just hanging out at home watching anime with your cat!

Sparkle like a pearl of the great ocean's deep! Or, at least as shiney as a great white's teeth. Who said you can be ferocious and stunning at the same time?

Wanna smoke? Yeah, Alpaca bowl! Share a laugh with your friends while you light up with this coffee mug. This illustrative design features two animal friends, a llama and an alpaca in knitted seasonal pattern hats and scarves.

Eeeeeeee! Never a shortage of things to scream about. Let out your froggy feelings with this , "Y'all Mind If I Scream?" screaming, desert rain frog design! Perfect for loving frogs, nature documentaries, and screaming.

I might be an introvert and overall evasive of people in general, but I'm not afraid to stab a bitch. Keep your distance, don't mess with the cryptids.