16 Bit Racerback Tank Tops

Dear new houseplants, I Can't Promise I Won't Kill You, but I love you. If you love plants but lack a bit of a green thumb, then this is for you. You try your best to save em, but sometimes, you just can't.

Dear new houseplants, I Can't Promise I Won't Kill You, but I love you. If you love plants but lack a bit of a green thumb, then this is for you. You try your best to save em, but sometimes, you just can't.

Ew It Smells Conservative In Here... This is it, this is what you wear to your majority conservative republican family holiday parties. When your family forces you to go to church, when you want to do a bit of a silent protest, when you're feeling angsty - this is it. Don't want to put effort into verbally expressing your beliefs because you know it will fall upon deaf ears? Let them read it, get their blood pressure going, yunno?

This alien design features the text "Sorry I Don't Speak Human" for when you're feeling a bit alien and don't feel like dealing with people. Perfect for an introvert, introvert personality, space lover, alien lover, alien humor, feeling antisocial, feeling sassy and avoiding people!

Sometimes you drink a little bit too much, but you know how to fix that? PUKE AND RALLY. Don't let that kill the party! Drain that keg, get drunk and f*ck sh*t up with this college inspired, party shirt!

Between violence, capitalism, and corruption, My Pride In America is Hanging By a Thread. This whole myth of "American Exceptionalism" isn't helping either. So yeah, I can try and be 4th of July festive - but not really... not without a bit of irony.